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JachimoTheMage Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:31 pm
Do You Hear What I Hear? (A Jachimo Parody)
Do you hear what I hear!?
Said the woman to her husband Joe.
Joe continues snoring.
As his wife Jen, starts to stir around.
The child, the child is crying down the hall I will bring him into our room
I will bring him into our room.
*long orchestral pause*
Come on Joe and WAKE UP!
Said the woman to her sleeping spouse.
I swear I'm gonna hurt you.
As Jen, began to punch the man.
You oaf! You fool! Pretending to be asleep. You know you're not fooling anyone!
You know you're not fooling anyone!
*Joe wakes up and tends to crying child*
Do you smell what I smell!?
Said the man to his beloved wife.
Jimmy made a doodoo!
Just another word for poo.
The child, the child needs a diaper change. So I think I'll hand him off to you.
Jen: No I think that you shall... Have the poo!!!
*Fin*
Do you hear what I hear!?
Said the woman to her husband Joe.
Joe continues snoring.
As his wife Jen, starts to stir around.
The child, the child is crying down the hall I will bring him into our room
I will bring him into our room.
*long orchestral pause*
Come on Joe and WAKE UP!
Said the woman to her sleeping spouse.
I swear I'm gonna hurt you.
As Jen, began to punch the man.
You oaf! You fool! Pretending to be asleep. You know you're not fooling anyone!
You know you're not fooling anyone!
*Joe wakes up and tends to crying child*
Do you smell what I smell!?
Said the man to his beloved wife.
Jimmy made a doodoo!
Just another word for poo.
The child, the child needs a diaper change. So I think I'll hand him off to you.
Jen: No I think that you shall... Have the poo!!!
*Fin*
Last edited by JachimoTheMage on Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:36 pm; edited 1 time in total
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JachimoTheMage Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:33 pm
This little ditty was based on the famous "Secret Tunnel" song from Avatar: The Last Airbender. It refers to the brutal slaying of various marine life in a LOTOW Campaign featuring Gobby, Golorki the Yordle Chronomaster, Igor the Centaur, and Fayah the Elf.
Mekron Cannon:
Two lovers swimming with one another
An airship hovers above them.
Igor charges up the Mekron Cannon
*Dramatic Pause*
Mekron Cannon! Mekron Cannon!
Blast the Water
Mekron Cannon fries up all the lovers!
Mekron Cannon:
Two lovers swimming with one another
An airship hovers above them.
Igor charges up the Mekron Cannon
*Dramatic Pause*
Mekron Cannon! Mekron Cannon!
Blast the Water
Mekron Cannon fries up all the lovers!
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JachimoTheMage Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:33 pm
This song is based upon the melody of the English classic, Green Sleeves.
Kitty Sleeves:
Alas poor kitty, I knew thee well
You look quite sad, but I can tell
With wide green eyes, you stare at me
And guilt me into treating thee.
"Meow! Meow!" Your simple cry!
You paw at me, whilst I lie.
"Meow! Meow!" Again, you pest!
Your bewitching charm, leaves no rest.
Kitty Sleeves:
Alas poor kitty, I knew thee well
You look quite sad, but I can tell
With wide green eyes, you stare at me
And guilt me into treating thee.
"Meow! Meow!" Your simple cry!
You paw at me, whilst I lie.
"Meow! Meow!" Again, you pest!
Your bewitching charm, leaves no rest.
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JachimoTheMage Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:36 pm
The following song is based on the melody's of "Eye in the Sky" by the Alan Parson's Project. It is based on Zelda games as well.
Triforce of Courage:
Zel-da has been taken again.
Gan-on causing havoc again.
I guess its time to polish my shield,
And find a master sword I can wield
(Navi:) Hey Listen!
Hold the "a" button down, and watch as I sword spin through bushes.[/i]
First stop, say hello to a tree.
Next stop, acquire hearts and rupees.
I've done this six times now or more.
And still this pig comes back like before.
(Navi:) Hey Listen!
God Navi why!? You just made me get my shield eaten.
(Refrain): I am Link of Hyrule.
Running to and fro, boy am I sure tired.
I am a masterful thief.
Opening up random chests, I have lots of stuff.
And I don't need to steal anymore to know that.
I can beat Ganon.
(Tingle:) Tingle Tingle
I can beat Ganon.
(Tingle:) Tingle Tingle
I can beat Ganon.
[Repeat Refrain after Ocarina solo]
Triforce of Courage:
Zel-da has been taken again.
Gan-on causing havoc again.
I guess its time to polish my shield,
And find a master sword I can wield
(Navi:) Hey Listen!
Hold the "a" button down, and watch as I sword spin through bushes.[/i]
First stop, say hello to a tree.
Next stop, acquire hearts and rupees.
I've done this six times now or more.
And still this pig comes back like before.
(Navi:) Hey Listen!
God Navi why!? You just made me get my shield eaten.
(Refrain): I am Link of Hyrule.
Running to and fro, boy am I sure tired.
I am a masterful thief.
Opening up random chests, I have lots of stuff.
And I don't need to steal anymore to know that.
I can beat Ganon.
(Tingle:) Tingle Tingle
I can beat Ganon.
(Tingle:) Tingle Tingle
I can beat Ganon.
[Repeat Refrain after Ocarina solo]
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